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Named for the things
nobody puts on a candle.

Coconut apricot and soy wax, cotton wick, reusable amber and clear glass. The joke is free. The candle is not.

Coconut apricot wax Cotton wick Reusable glass Free shipping over $60

The collection

Domestic Violence candle

Domestic Violence

4 scentsSoy wax

Named for the thing nobody puts on a candle. Amber glass, soy wax, and a joke that only lands if you have lived it.

from$14.99
Crippling Anxiety candle

Crippling Anxiety

9 scentsSoy wax

Coconut apricot wax, cotton wick, and the low hum of a brain that will not stop. Burns about forty hours. The feeling burns longer.

from$14.99
Generational Trauma candle

Generational Trauma

9 scentsSoy wax

Hand poured, small batch, passed down. Comes in amber or clear, which is more than most of us got.

from$14.99
You Are Doing the Thing Again candle

You Are Doing the Thing Again

9 scentsSoy wax

For the friend who knows exactly what they are doing and is going to do it anyway. Light it, do it anyway.

from$14.99
You Are Doing the Thing Again, 9oz candle

You Are Doing the Thing Again, 9oz

Soy wax

The larger size, for a longer relapse. Comfort Spice, clear jar, white lid.

from$17.99
Surprisingly Alive candle

Surprisingly Alive

9 scentsSoy wax

Against the odds and most predictions. Nine scents, amber or clear, one running joke that happens to be true.

from$14.99
Moments After Dark candle

Moments After Dark

9 scentsSoy wax

Amber jar, black lid, vanilla bean and everything after it. The one you light when the day is finally over.

from$14.99

The list

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New scents, new names, and first pick before anything goes public. No schedule, no spam, leave whenever.

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